Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

For starters, I have tits, not boobs. They're big and they're HEAVY. I normally wear a US 36 J or K - depending on the brand. On top of that, I am short, have higher sitting breasts, and have nonexistent shoulders. My silhouette essentially goes from head to neck to tit. The majority of bras I've tried have either offered no support, poked wires through my armpits, or sat on my chest more like a turtle neck. I purchased this bra not only skeptical, but expecting it to fail because of these reviews. (I sized up my normal band and down a cup because my size wasn't offered) I nursed twice, so my voluptuous and seductive breasts have metamorphasized into ziploc bags full of soup. And I figured nothing could handle these, but I had extra spending money so why not? And it worked! But with a price... this fabric is not soft. And it isn't smooth. This bra is freaking heavy armor. Wearing this thing tucks my bitties in all of the right places and lifts me up, but I feel like I am ready to go into battle because it is stiff and abrasive, but effective. My skin will have to deal. DEF + 5% I suppose.