Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

OMG it's crack bread. I was never "into bread" as such I was always rather blase about the entire bread thing but then I guess I just randomly picked this from Amazon recommendations and OH MY GOD I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS BREAD HERE TAKE ALL THE MONEY. Here it is: if I were ever forced to choose between living without sex or Dave's bread for the remainder of my life I would easily give up Dave's bread I mean it's procreation people let's not get carried away. With that said, I would actually take a brief moment to consider it. That's how good this bread is. And, also, I'd take into consideration that I'm 50, short and bald and my chances of actually getting sex again compared to Dave's bread which I can get literally anytime I want from Amazon.... hmm., well maybe I should think about this a bit more. Buy this bread.