Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Before Garfielf came into my life everything seemed totally normal. When he arrived everything changed. Perhaps it was a warning that his vacuum sealed bag was meant to contain the truly evil spirit that lives inside Garfielf. I was foolish, I opened the bag. Garfielf has ruined my life. Garfielf cares only about one thing, lasagna and will stop at nothing to get his fix. I am now but a slave to Garfielf and only exist to serve him. Also he drank all my brandy and knocked out on the couch. 10/10 would reccomend