Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I can see so clearly now. The pens I were using before were clunky, HEAVY, and always had drab black or blue ink (obvs meant for dudes). These new pens come in vibrant colors and styles of glitter that are usually reserved for children and elephant painters. BUT HOORAY. Now I get to essentially write with a gel pen all-day, every-day. My male co-workers will have no choice but to take me seriously and recognize my work if I constantly write in purple glitter. Certainly the variety of pen choices accessible to women these days reassures me completely that we live in a post-sexist society. In fact, I don't have any issue stating that these pens have single-handedly liberated me from the former oppressive, (phallic) pen hell I was living in before. The last pen I bought got a promotion before I did, even though the work it did was actually my own. UGH. Thanks, BIC. I can finally be a woman now.