Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Let's just get right to it. Overall: All Soylent drinks are thick and a bit grainy. They all have a weird aftertaste as well. Any of these drinks should be paired with a tall glass of water. The caffeine is actually really strong in these drinks and wake me up almost instantly. It's weird, even normal coffee doesn't do that for me. Coffiest: 8/10 It's got this kind of burnt taste that you'll hate or love, but I like it. It's got a hint of chocolate in it, but more importantly, the weird aftertaste is least apparent in this one. Vanilla: 7/10 I was worried this would be some milky drink, but it's actually a coffee drink as well. Actually a pretty good taste, but for some reason, it feels a bit more goopy than the Coffee one. The vanilla is pretty strong too. Not bad. Chai: Kill me/10 This is straight up gross, especially if you like Chai. Imagine a Chai Tea Latte, mixed with flour, then blended with actual crayons. Can you imagine that taste? Well that's exactly what this tastes like. Absolutely horrendous.