Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought these for my boyfriend. He was meeting my family for the first time on memorial day. They had rented a water slide. He went down once and all was well. When he stepped up the ladder for round two, all the threads had dissolved. All his goods fell out the bottom. He dropped to the ground holding his bits. We were all laughing so hard that no one could get him a towel. He was a good sport. He laughed so hard. He liked the prank and definitely wants to marry me now.