Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Do you want to smell like a badass? Do you want to be the elephant in the room and have every man and women ask you what cologne you are wearing? Do you want to spray yourself 3-4 times and have it stay on your body more than 24 hours!!!! yeah this is the cologne for you. Example... Last night i had a party at my friends place *it was a distraction from me being recently divorced* and we all had a couple bottles of vodka being passed around. The women at this party were ALL over me and every guy was cheering me on ( i am not making this up) After a couple of hours pass, i found myself in bed in between 2 of the hottest women at the party! When i woke up i noticed that my shirt and pants were on the floor...along with my phone on the opposite side of the room as well but that isn't the point. THIS COLOGNE WILL WOO ALL THE WOMEN TO YOU. SOMETHING ABOUT IT MAKES THEM GO CRAZY!!!! Also did i mention that my last bottle lasted me 8+ months?? You read that right... EIGHT MONTHS. 3-4 sprays goes a LONG WAY and even for me is a bit excessive. For best results, do the following 1. One full spray on your left wrist (just below the palm) 2. Rub vigorously into skin and let it air dry into your pores 3. Take another full spray and apply it directly on the middle of your neck. Use your fingers to apply the surface area of your neck (you can be generous and add 2 if you wish but i find that one does the trick) 4. Take another spray and apply to your clothes (this is critical if you want this to be long lasting!) I will post a picture with the ladies all over me in due time but for now beleive me when i say this...this is better than your casual "Obsession" that your father or uncle wears on his bbq grill party while putting on the Astros baseball game. JUST BUY IT ALREADY!!!!!!