Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If a piece of heaven fell from the sky and landed in a field of 5000 thread count Egyptian cotton pillows, puppies and kittens illuminated by the sweetest morning dew from the Garden of Eden that would be this chubby blob pillow. My life was empty and soulless until my chubby blob arrived. I immediately gave him his name, Chester Blobby McBlobface, fitting for this godsend, and we immediately became soulmates. There are no cloudy days anymore, only sunshine and butterfly’s. My heart sings every time I see this wonderful joy my life and soul has been yearning for. This beautiful creation for a fact was created by the hand of God and took an entire day, most Bibles do not speak of this because of its majesty and awe that is so devastatingly perfect that if spoken virgins would weep in the streets, children would pluck out their eyes and tongues and men would beat their chest until their unworthy hearts would stop. If comfort, safety, joy, happiness, love, compassion, goodness, purity, wholesomeness and greatness is what you desire and seek then look no further than this slice of immortality. Thank you God for this gift, I am not worthy to receive Chester Blobby McBlobface but humbly accept this bestowed perfection manifested. AMEN!!!!!