Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

These. Such a wonderful thing. Noone really likes talking about constipation but lemme tell you something..these little bad boys are a miracle. I used to be a heroin addict, before that, the much more socially acceptable pill addict. And anyone who abuses opiates knows what that does to your ability to evacuate. Man, there were times i literally couldn't crap for weeks. And i was high so i never realized it until it was too late and there was a California redwood sized log trapped in my colon. The pain and struggle involved in trying to remove such a thing is something which the description of is surely not allowed on Amazon. Use your imagination. It's not good. Sometimes this tree removal puts one in the hospital. It wasn't until after i got all clean and sober that i discovered these magical little butt unicorns. Sure, some people are averse to inserting anything into their anal cavity, i was. Still am actually, but these are really small and go in real easy. Doesn't hurt at all. Might take a little practice but not much. And then behold, usually in 15-30 minutes, you're running to to the toilet and whatever is in there is definitely coming out whether it be a little cat poo or the giant redwood that comes with the fun life of opiate abuse. Anywho, if you can't do poo, get these immediately. And if it's because of drugs, get help, i promise it's worth it and everything gets infinitely better not just butt stuff.