Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I put this thing in a room with forty children from the age of six to twelve. Never have I seen so many tears ranging from glee to horror, often at the same time. There is nothing more satisfying than watching a child run full speed into this thing only to find the floor with haste. Some may find this cruel, you would be far from the matter at hand; this product transcends pain, fear, inhibition, and self-preservation to a plane of elation. 5/5; would buy again.