Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

OK. So I recently found this awesome lip plumper made by Bite Cosmetics. It has cinnamon oil in it and I really like it...but I want to LOVE it. Im crafty-I can make it better! I scoured my local Vitamin Shoppe & GNC, but I couldn't find cinnamon oil anywhere. Luckily, good old Amazon came thru for me & the Cinnamon Bark Essential Oil came in record time. I was so excited when it came in, I popped the lid off straight away, and put some of the deliciously smelling essential oil directly on my lips. At first, I was disappointed--I mean I only felt a little tiny tingle--bummer. After a couple of seconds, I'd realized I should be a Bluth, because I'd made a huge mistake. Holy moley, did it burn. Like burnnnning burn. You're probably thinking "Oh, It must have been like eating hot wings or something". You would be wrong madam. It was like a tiny Satan was breakdancing on my lips. This must be what it's like if Krampus came & got you. I looked in the mirror thru my teary eyes to find it did in fact plump my lips, but with mascara running down my cheeks, the whole look was ruined. Luckily, the pain subsided after about 20 seconds, at which point I acknowledged I am truly an idiot. I still love this stuff. Im going to find some lip gloss base to dilute it for the perfect plumper. Five Stars! Update: 08/30/2013 I did add this to a lip gloss, and the homemade plumper is awesome. Update to the Update: 10/24/2013 My friend told me the smell of cinnamon subliminally attracts the male of the species. "hrm..." i thought "i totally have some cinnamon oil sitting on my jewelry stand." So I threw on the Young Guns soundtrack & Yes, I did--threw this all over my pulse points. Yes, it shockingly had the same reaction. Instead of the hubbs coming home to a delicious smelling wife, he walked in on me feverishly trying to tend to the bright red welt on my neck & wrists with a wet washcloth. I still think it worked, because dudes love funny chicks and the situation was nothing if not comical.