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Holy wow. This is the hottest thing I have ever put into my facehole. My first impression was that the cinnamon flavor was really nice. I held onto that thought as the heat began to mount and the saliva to flow, within about 15 seconds. By the end of the first minute, things were getting pretty intense. By the end of the second, I was beginning to wonder just what the Hell I thought i was doing. The third minute's passing brought an epiphany -- my brain was on fire, and the fumes were making everything hazy. By the fourth minute's completion, I was furiously juggling the searing lolly back and forth, torturing cheeks, tongue, and palate alike. My uvula kept trying to steal away into Sinus-Land, but the Toe of Satan forces one to swallow early and often, sending the lava-laden saliva down to sear esophagus and stomach alike. Finally, the fifth minute was done, and folks, I could not get that Toe out of my mouth fast enough. Many beers were sacrificed in trying to quench the raging inferno, but to little avail. Only time would calm this hellish firestorm. It took about 10 minutes for things to return to a somewhat-bearable level, and as I write this, about 25 minutes After Toe (my life will now be divided into B.T. and A.T.), only a faint buzzing lingers on lips and tongue's tip to remind me of my folly. Hell yes, I'd do it again. The endorphins are buzzing; I'm feeling copacetic. The universe is not a cauldron of hate, but of sweet, humming love. There's plenty of Toe left for another go. I'd say it could probably support 3-4 full tries, and any number of "OH GOD THE WORLD IS ON FIRE SPIT IT OUT" situations.