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★★★★★
With a sullen look in their eyes they look down the plastic barrel of death and they were afraid, the unknown now a mere solace
It was a cool fall morning. My kids decided they wanted to ambush me yet again, being the parent I am I made sure they realized that poor life choices sometimes have immediate and harsh results. The RotoFury Blaster is a pump action death machine. This is objectively proven the second you begin firing, everyone and I mean everyone even the good for nothing dog will cry out in some death moan unison, "Unfair." Yes, the Nerf RotoFury is "Unfair" but much like life, sometimes you are out gunned. When that happens you make sure you are prepared.
Shot Rate - S - Roto Fury fires as fast as you can pump the handle. "Jonathan we are eating dinner!!!" Yea honey but I guess you didn't bother to read the menu. It's foam dart glory for everyone at the table.
Accuracy - B+ - Like most of the mega line the darts are shot fast and accurately. However the pumping action may cause you to miss your mark. Oh well, refer to Shot Rate.
Reload - C - After you empty the drum bad things happen to you. This gun has frontal reload and can't be done quickly or easily. I wish they made it so you could purchase a spare drum clip. Buy extra ammo and store it on under the baby's crib. That way when they come after you, yell at them that they will wake up the baby if they roughhouse in there and to knock it off. But wait. That's not fair!? You own a RotoFury. FAIR wasn't on the menu either!
Wife Annoyance - S - Your book club sucks Naomi! Read this! I'm a grown man, I get to decide what, "Proper adult behavior is!"
