Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This mat was woven by angels, sculpted by the reanimated corpse of Michelangelo, and sealed with Superman's laser vision. When I stood upon it, my feet no longer felt attached to my body. My physical form carried no weight. There was the sensation of floating, my body effortlessly held upright by the essence of time & space. My consciousness journeyed into a deeper level of meaning. Like a fledgling bird of the universe, I spread my wings and tested the limits of my transcendence. Unfortunately, my "tree-fiddy" comment elicited several downvotes on Reddit, and my comment lay buried... ...yet I didn't even care. Nice mat. Very comfortable. Well worth the money.