Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

You probably didn't wake up today thinking, "I'm going to be staring at my phone reading reviews of brooms, toilet paper, and tofu presses", but here you are. This might even be the highlight of your day. Life, right? Fermented soy products are truly a gas. Did you know you can eat tofu raw? Really. You can if you want. This thing really squeezes the h2o out of your bean cake. I squeeze all my cakes now. It's the best. In my youth I would have scoffed at this product and built my own for pennies on the dollar, but these days I'm thinking, "screw it", literally, as that's all you have to do with this thing. Screw it. Hasta la Vista, liquid! YUMMM