Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

We had a big problem with velociraptor's eating all the neighborhood children. The 8 inch claws would disembowel the wee lil ones with just one swipe. The neighborhood watch and PTA asked me to take care of the problem. I thought what the heck is a middle age bank employee father going to do against millions of years of evolution.... luckily I saw all the other incredible reviews on this T-Rex bubble gun. I just knew those raptors had pack killed their last stray dog (I'm sorry Mrs. hubbard that I didn't find this product sooner; RIP Chucky the docile doberman) . Make sure you use the red bubble pack it worked way better to rid us of our raptor problem. The green can just did not have enough oomph if you know what I mean.