Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It was a cold day in April. Susan just left me for a younger man, Todd. The house is still littered with boxes, mementos of the past life we shared. Yesterday I can across one of Susans many online purchases. Still in its packaging from when the UPS agent dropped it off. It was a Conair Waterfall Foot Spa. I don't know for the life of me why I opened the package. I sat alone, in the living room, with my weary feet in the "spa". I may have a cold heart but my feet are warm. 4 stars cause it doesn't talk back.