Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I saw this game in a long paragraph that Amazon had as an app on my recently viewed apps. It said that goat simulator, along with plenty of other games were available in the app store, FOR FREE, it went on about the other updates they did on my Kindle Fire HD, the game overall is great, you are a goat, but not just a goat, a tall goat (giraffe), a queen goat (goat with a creepy crown) , a giant goat (whale), a ripped goat (muscular goat), and much much more! This app took several tries for me to download, as it is quite the large game, me having s*** internet may have had an impact also. (I forgot to mention the quantity of apps I have that were on my tablet) I discovered this game through Felix (pewdiepie) playing it on his channel. I adore this game, it has so many people and objects to interact with, such as head butting, licking and (sometimes, depending on the breed of goat you are using) the pow button. What are you still reading this for? Go download this app, and while it download remember to delete unwanted apps on your tablet, and buy new high speed internet, cause you'll need it to download this massive game. GAME SPOILERS BELOW When you spawn at one of the two maps there will be a tower with a spiral staircase. Go up that. Then you will flop into THE GOAT CASTLE where you will walk down a red carpet. The goats will bow to you. Appreciate them. After you have appreciated the servant goats, jump onto the throne. You will unlock a queen goat. Then be kick out of the castle never to return because the staircase to the castle is blocked by a pole. You will then go to the path into the forest. Follow it. You should come upon a big boulder. Go around it, or lick it and pull it away. Activate the queen goat. There should be a big red glowing circle on the ground. It will say to sacrifice. The press the queen goats pow button a lot of times when on top of the illuminati looking circle to sacrifice servant goats. They should roll into a big ball and fly around a bit. Then you will have unlocked the evil goat. I have just showed you how to unlock two breeds of goat, now if you didn't follow my earlier command and decided to read on, go download this app now!! P.S. the tall goat will be right at one of the maps spawning area. GO CONQUER THE GOAT WORLD AND BECOME YOU NEW SPIRIT ANIMAL!!! WARNING!!! addictive :)