Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This lemon looks a lot like all the other lemons out there, but don’t let that fool you. After looking at this particular lemon for several minutes, this lemon clearly distinguished itself from the rest. It was nothing this lemon did. I could just tell that there was something special about this one. He/she/they was/we’re a bit standoffish though, and couldn’t even hold a proper conversation. That’s why I cannot recommend this lemon to those looking for a companion, whether that be short or long term. Finally, there are so many lemons to choose from out there, and I would like to give a shout out to the person who picked this lemon out from the rest. Thanks also to Amazon, who kept sending me requests to review this particular lemon. I realize now that choosing one of these is a major purchasing decision, maybe even more significant than buying a house or car. From now on, whenever I go lemon shopping, I will always check the Amazon reviews first, and you should too. To all you people out there making reckless and unresearched produce decisions, let me tell you from experience, it is NOT WORTH THE RISK. One time I didn’t read the lemon reviews, bought one haphazardly and then wound up having to play Beyoncé’s entire Lemonade album and that song Lemon by N.E.R.D and Rihanna loudly, over and over again, until that lemon was up to par. And let me tell you, the neighbors were not happy about it. After that experience, I now look at the picture AND the description to make sure that I make better decisions. Admittedly, I am guilty of buying other produce like limes and onions when I was feeling wild and crazy, (it was a dark time in my life and I am NOT proud of it), but now that I am an adult, I have grown up and no longer make reckless decisions like that. I have hurt so many of my friends and family with that kind of thing, and by the grace of God, they eventually forgave me. Anyway, I just wanted to stop someone else from losing everything in their life. Maybe you have been getting lucky picking the right lemon, but let me tell you, eventually you are going to have to pay the piper, and your life will spiral downward so fast it will make your head spin. You won’t even be able to recognize yourself in the mirror. Best of luck and I really hope this review helps somebody.