Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This started out as a gag gift for another. Of course I had to try it on. When I tried it on, some music came on in the background.... Spotlights started shining on me.... Next thing I know, I had pythons for biceps. I suddenly tore off the tank top I was wearing. My beer belly ab, became a six pack. You know the rest of the story, I body slammed Andre the Giant (RIP), Miss Elizabeth escorted me home, Damien, my newly aquired pet boa constrictor came out of the bag. And I ate the turnbuckles in my house. All in all, this was a quality purchase.