Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

The best damn massage oil for your BODY only!!!!! DO NOT Use in any orifices.. my man loves to use it for foot rubs. OMG for 3 small squirts it last like a hour or more. It doesnt dry up at all. It does have a peppermint smell, (or medicine smell) and very smooth going on. It works great for soothing muscles and aches. Wash off afterwards with soap and water. Best product for foot rubs. Its actually a huge bottle and last a while. I was surprised. But what ever you do for the love of all that is holy only use for outside the body. And wash your hands after, and do not touch your eyes or anything else. Or there will be hell to pay. Not to be used for sensual lotion. Its oil. *** an updated posting... I've had this for months now.. it's actually last a long time. You get alot for the value. That's alot of massages and foot rubbins, for your partner, or clients if your a professional rubber. I hope you heeded my warning, about this not being sensual love making oils for your openings .. you do not want to have to sit in the bathtub and ugly crying for what seems like days; in pure agonizing painful shame..because of the WTF brutality of hellfire that happened to your poor defenseless ladybits or the the other glory hole or his fire hydrant or love that you have cursed.. which ever you have chosen to use for that night. I tried to warn you. It's a lesson that you will always remeber and wished to you both forget.. but it wont happen again. If it did, I will pray to Odin's beard that you have made it out alive and unscathed.