Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I bought this thinking it was a Jell-O mold. I'm not sure why I thought that exactly, since it says that nowhere on the item's description. Perhaps it was my level of intoxication, or the sleep dep, or perhaps pure optimism. Either way, when I received the package it was clearly NOT a Jell-O mold. No person should ever purchase this product thinking this is a Jell-O mold. Being no stranger to making lemonaid from lemons I decided this was the perfect opportunity to put engineering skills to the test. I dremelled a hole in the back of the mold just large enough to fit a small funnel, prepared the Jell-O and got ready to assemble the skeleton. THIS is why the product gets 4 stars and not 5. The skeleton is a pain in the butt. Sure, I was 3 sheets to the wind but even my quasi sober friends had a hard time with the instructions. No person should ever purchase this product without a VERY sober friend to help assemble it. Once the skeleton was in place I taped the 2 halves of bear shell together with rainbow colored duct tape. The shell took the Jell-O enema nicely and there was very little leakage... at first. An hour later the Jell-O had all but completely leaked out from the ass half (the top). Fortunately I'd realized this might happen and placed the whole bear/Jell-o unit in a larger container. I drained it, and allowed the remaining Jell-O to set (which it did nicely) and then filled it back in. For the most part this worked ok, and the Jell-O set firmly overnight. The next day the moment of truth came. I had 10 ravers lined up around the table, anxiously waiting for their opportunity to feast on bear bits. The back was removed and some Jell-O splashed out leaving me a little concerned for the whole project. We then ceremoniously removed the face place with as much care as people who are about to feast upon the corpse of a gummi bear possibly can muster. The body held up in tact, but the face ripped open revealing a nice zombie-like view of the bear. Then all I remember is a blur of jello arms being thrown in the air as people gnawed on leg bones and slurped out jello brains. It was a gruesome, but beautiful sight to behold. I woke up the next morning fully satisfied with myself. This is exactly what I hoped I would be doing with my life at 35 old. I have no regrets, and if you purchase this bear, and turn it into a Jell-O mold you will also have none.