Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I am a black man with long-ish (approximately 7-8 inch) hair. I don't really know about the hair type numbering system, but my hair is probably somewhere in the 4's. I bought this evil abomination to cut down on the time I have to spend fiddling with my hair, which is inevitably a bit of a chore due to the length and texture. With more than a little skepticism, I brought the cursed brush to my dry, relatively matted bedhead, and imagine my surprise as I felt the bristles lightly graze my scalp in a single, fluid motion through my normally unmanageable hair. With any type of supplementary moisture, the previous tribulation of taking care of my hair faded into a bad dream. Unfortunately, I had to return this brush because it is obviously dark magic, as no righteous hair-care product can bear such dramatic immediate results. Pros: -Excellent detangling -No hair breakage -Shaves considerable time off of hair routine -Not overtly feminine in form or color -Useful during exorcisms, harvest rituals and other magical/esoteric activities, so long as they involve tangled hair. -Probably useful for pets Cons: -Foreseeably a pain to clean -Projects unimaginably horrific hair-related images into your dreams -Fine print of information insert explicitly requires regular blood sacrifices -All written or typed instances of the word "tangle" within a 50 foot radius of brush inexplicably vanish. Only the engraving on the brush itself is exempt from this effect. -If brush is allowed to move too quickly (e.g. dropping or throwing it) it detangles space and time, creating a rift through which otherworldly horrors can enter this dimension. -A handle would probably be a bit more ergonomic