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★★★★★
This robe is cursed
One of my favorite colors and a lovely soft texture, this robe has everything you might expect from what is intended to be a comfortable garment to wear at home (unless you're feeling particularly fancy at Walmart one day) but one thing I did not expect was for it to be cursed. When I am wearing the robe, all I am capable of doing is lounging while sipping coffee and browsing Pinterest, only sitting down activities, and certainly nothing productive like paying bills or doing paperwork. I am so warm and cozy that I like to keep it on while I do my morning routine and chores before work, but the soft embrace of this robe renders me useless and commands me to just sit a little longer until suddenly my morning has disappeared. If you invest in this robe, be prepared to fight yourself to ever take it off. Its fibers cling to your soul, urging you to wear it forever and never leave the house again. It's a bit of a struggle every day. However if you can manage to put on real clothes and get moving at some point, it's very worth it.
May 2021 · Clothing Shoes and Jewelry · verified purchase