Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It was a dark afternoon when he arrived on my doorstep. Greatly packaged and sealed, preventing him from escaping. I made the curious mistake of freeing him from his bonds and now he is unstoppable. I gave him the name Garfenstein. He stares at me from the corner of my room and his eyes follow. At 3:13am I usually find him hovering above my bed, still staring at me with his half closed gaze. Other nights, I find him preparing a lasagna in the microwave oven. But we don't have lasagna here. I don't know where it comes from, but he has it to curb his cravings for flesh. I am still trying to introduce him to society, but it is difficult with his confused and isolated state. If you purchase one of these, know they can be lovable and good company.. but only if given proper care and training. Garfenstein will be a wonderful addition to my family once his unusual craving for flesh is curbed for good.