Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I remember years back when I had realized that all the hair I once enjoyed on my head slid down to my back and took up residency in my nether regions. Age brings undesirable results, and now the old “two squares” rule was out the door. It was a few years before I realized Huggies Wipes would be worth a shot, but they were not great for the septic system. Then the toilet paper companies got wise, and Cottenel seemed like the way to go. However, those dainty little things are just a bit undersized for many jobs, and while it’s no big deal to use two or three per job, they just didn’t allow much room to keep your fingers from... well... being in danger. I don’t know why Amazon suggested these to me one day, but I bought some the other day and I am SO glad to have them now! I have talked with coworkers in the past about these types of issues, and I can’t wait for coffee time Monday so I can hand a new pack out to others who are walking rolls of carpet. As a man, just to have a black package that says DUDE on it just makes it that much manlier and easier to feel good about wanting to be squeaky clean from head to toe. They are HUGE - not overly saturated with the cleaning solution, they don’t smell like Renuzit, and they keep your hands safe from... trespassing. Worth the money, and a definite addition to the survival bag. Plus, no fear of judgment from linemen, road workers, hunting buddies, or gym rats. These are DUDE WIPES!!! (And they should work for those less than feminine dudettes too.)