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WHY QUENCH WHEN YOU CAN STRAIGHT MURDER?
I never knew water could be so hardcore. Then I met Liquid Death. Thinking it was just a normal water brand with cool marketing, I cracked open a tall boy and tossed it back. The details of what happened next are fuzzy, but before I knew it, I was standing around a shallow grave paying tribute to what was my thirst. It all happened so fast. One minute my thirst was right there. Just like it had always been. Then in a blink of an eye and a gulp of the throat, gone. A life cut short by ruthlessly cold water in a can.
February 2019 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase