Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Did I read the reviews before buying this? Sure didn’t. Did I come to regret my poor life decisions? Suuuure did! I was expecting a large container filled with water beads. I opened this little envelope and pulled out an equally small container full of little colored specks. What the...?! For $6 and change I figured it was my fault for not reading something clearly or reading the reviews. It’s important to note I work night shift and had just finished a 12 hour shift when this was occurring. Tired and disappointed I decided to chuck the little specks in a feed bucket with water and figured if I got a few little water beads all would not be lost. Let’s also note that in my state of sleep deprivation, I filled up the bucket fully with water thinking it would help the handful that weren’t duds. My logic was clearly not solid. Worst. Decision. Ever: I slept for about 8 hours. I woke up, let the velociraptors we have for dogs loose and stumbled towards the coffee pot. Within seconds the raptors breached the kitchen and without delay began careening off walls and appliances. There was commotion, there were yelps, there were 8 paws in 16 different directions. Fur was flying and the line between reality and the matrix was blurred. Annoyed, I marched around the corner & that’s when I saw it. Water beads were literally everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of them, everywhere. Like little soldiers of bright and bouncy mayhem they had over run the bucket and were now making it impossible for the dogs to stand much less put forth any coordinated movement. I extracted the bewildered balls of fur from the kitchen and put them outside. I had no idea where to start cleaning up the mess. Let me tell you, these little suckers are slippery and oh my God do they bounce. They are resistant to brooms and dust pans, happily bouncing out of the later. I finally resorted to the shop vac and I’m pretty sure a few rogue ones will just forever reside about the house. If you bought these and didn’t read the reviews like myself, I’ll pray you don’t make the same mistake I did. If you read this review, don’t underestimate that tiny container and please believe me when I say; a little goes a long way with these things. The raptors are still traumatized and these idiots would challenge a Honey Badger.