Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My seven year old son has a flatulence problem and has constant snot fangs from March through June due to allergies. Had you guessed he is the most popular kid in the neighborhood? It's all because of this movie screen. He literally has to fight off the ladies with his plastic double bladed lightsaber we made at Disney after he single handedly defeated Darth Vader at the Jedi training Academy when he was five. The hardest part about setting this up is keeping the younger kids from jumping on it like a bounce house. Those savage little jackals drool at the thought of jumping on this 11 foot tall behemoth, while watching Frozen and singing that damned Let it Go song. I trained the birds in the neighborhood to peck any children in their ear holes if they get near the screen. The little buggers started wearing their bike helmets over. Now I need to train some rabid hornets to guard this. Seriously, this is super easy to set up. Make sure the openings are fully zipped up around the fans. This bad boy is pretty light weight, so it is not something to put up on a windy day. Folding it back up to fit in the bag is a challenge, but I cannot fold up bottom sheets on my bed either. The screen, when shipped, is folded up. So expect some creases until you get enough use to smooth it out. Overall, picture looks great on the screen. It's much larger than I thought it would be. Kinda like my wife's ass after we got married. The only other problem I had is when I folded it up, I tore the stitching on one of the seams. Totally my fault, but was easily patched with some tear mender glue and a needle and thread. You'll love this for backyard movies. Your kids will have more bitches in your backyard than Michael Vick dogfights.