Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Hey, yo... When I was in my early 20s, a girlfriend broke up with me because I was using the single-ply variety of toilet paper in a cost-saving measure. Living in New York City is very expensive. I learned an important lesson, you gotta step up your poop game. Take that S--- seriously. Pun intended. At a cost of $0.47/double roll, the Angel Soft Double Rolls (I purchased the 40-pack) this is a good way to step your game up on the cheap. I did extensive product testing comparing to the more expensive Charmin Ultra Strong Toilet Paper, Double Rolls, 40 Count. I use the restroom frequently, so I figured myself to be the perfect test subject. Below: Price: Angel Soft: $0.47. Charmin: $.71. If I had a quarter for every time I bought cheaper toilet paper... Oh wait I do, so that is a total of $.24 x 40 = $9.60. Almost enough to buy something useful like an Admiral Ackbar action figure. Softness: Angel Soft: 9/10. Charmin 8.5/10. Angel Soft with a shocking Wichita State-style upset here. The champion of crap has been dethroned Toughness/Resiliency: Angel Soft - 4/10. Charmin 8.5/10. This is the big weak point for the Angel Soft. Really can not stand up to daily use. Those are the only categories I could think of to judge Toilet Paper in. In all, it is a solid, if unspectacular product. I don't know how long it will take me to finish 40 rolls of toilet paper, but I can assure all my faithful readers that Stacie is very excited to have such a plethora of supplies. Doomsday Preppers here I come! Aside: I couldn't figure out a reasonable way to work this story into the review, but when I was in college my friends and I had a long debate about whether or not it was weird to wipe while standing up. I maintain this is perfectly normal but they thought I was the odd one. I'm not even sure I'm familiar with the mechanics of the seated wipe. Sorry for that visual. Discuss in comments. Update: 7/16/13 - I see that a) they have almost doubled the cost of this product (it was about $19 for 40 double rolls when I bought and reviewed it) and it is no longer prime-eligible. I would not purchase this product at this price. I will not deduct any stars because the star-rating is for the product not for the price/shipping. Update 11/15/13 - Back to a reasonable price. Ignore previous update.