Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

When my beautiful, lovely, petit wife got pregnant, she became a snoring beast of apocalyptic proportions, I have never heard sounds like that before. Her snoring was so bad, it sometimes made its way into my dreams, I was dreaming something beautiful and peaceful and then out of the sky I heard “RROOOAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!” and it scared me so bad, it usually took me a few thunderous roars before I woke up thanking god it was only a dream, only to notice the sound is still happening when I was awake, it was horrible, it was a nightmare, I had to go to the guestroom to sleep and that room has no tv, no computer, no video games! I ACTUALLY HAD TO READ FOR FUN!, IT’S MADNESS. It was time to change so I started a long but productive research into noise canceling headphones and earplugs, I was ready to spend nearly 300 dollars on those crazy Sony noise canceling headsets when I stumbled upon these cheap babies. I tried them for the first time last night, coincidentally it was a day where we were having a lot of workers in and out of the house early into the day when we both are sleeping, they were going to be drilling, hammering, knocking, stumbling, laughing, etc. All this coupled with my wife and her inhuman noise of destruction. It took me a while to realize what was happening when I woke up, first of all my wife was gone, I am a very light sleeper so normally if she gets out of the bed that’s enough for me to wake up, I was also confused because there were no workers, no sound, no one. So I said “oh well, I guess I lucked out and nobody came today” and when I pulled my earplug off all hell broke loose! Drills, hammers, talking, my wife on the phone on the other room, etc. This things shut me off from the world to the point where now I am a bit hesitant to use them, I literally felt like being unplugged from The Matrix. Thank you Honeywell for saving my sanity (and marriage, just kidding, not sure)