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Faster than a Speeding Rick Perry
These have the dual purpose of being able to withstand a 13 hour filibuster and serve as a rectal probe for the Governer's rear cavity during his special session. I personally inserted a tiny camera at the end so we can all see how full of feces Rick is in case you hadn't already discerned it from the aural examination.
