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What I like most about these batteries, is that they don't explode. I tried to microwave them one time due to an unfortunate misplacement of a hot dog, but everything worked out ok and I did end up finding the hot dog. Turns out I left the hot dog in the garage because I really needed antifreeze in the middle of cooking dinner. In a somewhat related story my gmc pacer has a pretty bad coolant leak - I had a sneaking suspicion that moles were chewing through wires and generally making a big mess of things in the engine. I looked everywhere for the mole poison and there it was on my old workbench right next to the hot dog buns.