Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

When we first found this at Costco, we bought a mere 48 oz. pack. We discovered the first night that it was laced with a narcotic agent that quickly addicted us. Pretty soon it was salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner. This rapidly progressed to drinking it straight from the bottle. Costco ran out (or so they said) so we had to order the 64 oz. jug from Amazon. WE HAD TO WAIT FOR PRIME AS THEY DID NOT HAVE IT AVAILABLE FOR SAME DAY DELIVERY. I tackled the delivery driver, ripped open the box, and guzzled about a pint. Them I smeared it all over my face and hands. That 3 day supply only made me jones for more. DOES IT COME IN A FIFTY-FIVE GALLON DRUM?