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Get an entire row to yourself on a Southwest Flight
Germaphobe? Not into small talk? Hate people? Well, if you wear this on a Southwest flight and make eye contact with everyone boarding the plane, no one will sit by you. Their eyes will say, *NOPE* and they will walk right past you. It's gonna feel a little awkward, but don't let it shake your self-esteem.
In my case, I wasn't sick, and wasn't trying to get sick. Bust out the mask! However no one else knew that, and folks just kept passing up my row. Um, go ahead and skip me, honey. In fact three people crammed into the row across the aisle, and no one claimed the two open seats by me. The flight attendants closed the cabin door and whaddaya know? I had to figure out what I was going to do with allllllllll this extra room and three seats to myself!!
March 2018 · Industrial and Scientific · verified purchase