Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Wanted to do a quick detox. Felt dirty on the inside. Took this as recommended. This stuff works. Stomach bloating gone, dirty feeling gone. Felt good about myself. I was ready to conquer life. Wanted pay my student loans off. Was ready to do a triathlon. I felt great. This was after I finished the detox. During the detox? Bruh. Took this the first night. Wore my cozy pajamas. Woke up at 3 in the morning covered in sweat, stomach bubbling. BUBBLING. Chile, it was on like Donkey Kong. Same thing the 2nd n 3rd nights. Night 4 I thought I was at the sensei level and was good money. Wrong. Woke up covered in sweat so badly that I was convinced I contracted TB. This night I spooned with the toilet. We were one with each other. Night 5-14 were a blur. I gave up and set my alarm at 2 am just so I could beat the bubbles. Those damn internal bubbles from hell. I cursed everyone for a fortnight. From my family to the dust bunnies behind the toilet. On this regimen you’ll be conscious of what you eat. Trust and believe I paid dearly for those hot wings I consumed on day 3. Whew lordt. *shudders* But after the detox was over, when my chocolate starfish simmered down, I felt great. I made it. You will not regret trying this. Even after my eating habits changed. I ate less and saw a huge difference in the girth of my tummy. Leaves you feeling healthy. Just know you are not alone when you’re up at 3 am praying that you have enough toilet paper in the house as your legs shake uncontrollably and the sweat drips down your face. You got this! The end.