Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this thinking I could write it off on my taxes but then my boss explained to me how deductions work and I realized that I could not. Anyways, I have a thousand dollar office chair now. Is it worth a thousand dollars? Probably not, but I'm stuck with it. It is super comfy and just about everything is adjustable, but once you find your preferred settings, you probably won't ever touch them again. Sitting in this chair is not a life changing experience. After awhile it just becomes a regular chair instead of a thousand dollar chair. When guests sit in this chair, they have no clue that it costs a thousand dollars, and when I tell them, they look at me like I'm an idiot and seem generally unimpressed -- bragging about my thousand dollar office chair is part of the reason I bought a thousand dollar office chair, so I feel that the value is slightly diminished when I don't get smug satisfaction out of telling people about it. Oh by the way, this thing ships fully assembled and the box is enormous so I hope you live on the first floor.