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The first time I used this was a test run. I lowered my britches, sat down, pulled the handle and... YOWZA! It was like a sharp shooter took aim at my starfish with an icy blast of NOPE. I actually let out a yelp my husband heard from the kitchen and started laughing because he knew what I was doing. After that I was much more careful, I turned it HOT/CLEANSE so all the water ran down the bowl instead of aiming at me, waited a moment, then very, ever so gently pulled the lever back (between hot and cold) until I felt a warm trickle against my cheeks. With a little more pressure I had a soothing warm jet that if anything was almost -too- accurate, it was aimed with dead eye determination right at my bumhole. I shifted my weight a little to make the water wash in other places too (surrounding vicinity) and got up unconvinced it was great. The following day I finally got to use it for real (with an actual mess for it to clean up). This is when I became convinced of its awesomeness. Employing the same trick as before I warmed the water, pulled the lever to about halfway back for a nice strong spray, did a little squirming and when I wiped, there was nothing but water on the TP. I became an instant convert to the church of Luxe Bidet. This is going to save us a fortune on toilet paper and be much better for our septic system not flushing all that paper. Get it. Buy it now. If you hate it, heck it's Amazon, send it back. But you have to try this.