Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I can't begin tell you how amazing this little kit is and how it's changed my life! Now, with just five minutes before those hectic business meetings, I can walk in and know that MY business is the tidiest and coolest-looking at that table. The sense of empowerment that it gives you is amazing! Knowing everyone else in the room has unruly and probably diseased junk puts me on my game better than a power tie! This set of grooming tools is perfect when you need to rein in that errant foreskin. I only wish it came with some sutures as well, but hey, little bits of TP work for a guy's beard, and this isn't much different, right? Oh, and the fluffer brush lives up to it's name. It hard sometimes to remember to STOP grooming with those soft bristles ... like little loving tongues... <sigh> The one caveat I have for this affordable and simply chic set is that there should be some sort of a warning about the special "evening wear" bracelet. It's so shiny and sparkly that it will seem a damn shame to keep it hidden in your tuxedo trousers. But do that. I know at the last (and I mean THE last) fancy dinner party I went to, I decided to allow the bracelet (and my business) free range to show off the dynamic facets and diamond(ette) studded glory that made me feel like a man of wealth and taste. Needless to say, I spent the night in the local constabulary, where Pedro and Shaquille were not nearly as impressed with my manhood's come-hither attitude. My community service ends next week and I then hope to start using the Willy Care Kit again as my secret weapon for success!