Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This was a life saving device. While I don't typically need a device like this, it does come in handy. In one particular instance, I was being driven home by my wife after competing in the 2018 Bush's Baked Beans Annual Bean Eating Contest (and placing 3rd btw). The drive was a mere 30 minutes from my home, so I though nothing of it. But halfway through the drive I started to feel a little uneasy and mentioned it to my wife. Within a matter of minutes, a sudden cramping sensation began to arise in my lower abdomen. Soon, that sensation got worse. I told my wife to drive a bit faster as I needed to use the restroom. As she sped the way home, I felt as if my body was about to explode. Once we parked, I waddled as fast as I could into the house and ran into the bathroom and sat right there on the toilet. It was as if I was going through an exorcism: I felt as though the demons were being expelled from me all at one and the feeling was overwhelming. My body was in agony. I called to my wife to come join me, but between the gaseous sounds and smells she insisted she was needed elsewhere. I was grabbing the toilet from below to make sure that I wouldn't fly off of the seat as more and more of my soul was ripped out of my intestines. I started to feel as though I was going to pass out, both from the strain and from the explosion beneath me and the lack of oxygen running to my brain. Everything after that was foggy, but I remember one point call out for an ambulance before I blacked out. I later awoke to find myself still sitting atop the toilet with my face between my legs. I realize the horror was done. I flushed the toilet to rid myself of memory of this horrific experience, but much like demons, it seemed like my past was coming back to haunt me. Frantically, I tried flushing again, but the water level rose and rose. Quickly, I grabbed my SteadMax Rubber Toilet Plunger with the Double Thrust Force Cup and Commercial Grade 18” Wood Handle. One quick thrust and my past was gone. I then fell to the floor with exhaustion, as I had achieved two victories that day thanks to this plunger.