Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My wife asked me to chose between playing Pokémon and her. This device allows me to have my cake and eat it too. I get the shiny Pokémon I need for my online self esteem all while taking my wife out to dinner. It even allows me to squeeze in some time to make friends. Let me tell you this little device has changed my life. I now have enough shiny Pokémon to be good enough for master ball tier and I’m now a master ball tier husband too. We’re thinking about having kids. This device makes that possible, I’ll have time to watch game make me shiny baby mons all while I’m making a baby IRL. Talk about a win win, grinding while grinding even. Even better it should keep trucking even while I’m doing the tedious chore of parenting. Cause who’s got time for that? ....Well I do now... and I got that shiny Phantump I don’t plan on using. Anyway, great device it will literally change your life.