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Before ordering this stapler, I was doing all of my stapling with an ordinary wood panel Swingline model. I wasn't aware that my ordinary stapler lacked zeal and raw sex appeal until my Dragon Stapler came in the mail today. I literally could not be happier with this product. This Dragon Stapler packs a solid punch. Much like the razor teeth and needle like talons of a Argentinian Blue Ridge Dragon would attack its prey, your paper will be punctured and properly secured. (Sans flames) This stapler reminds me of my last encounter with a real dragon when I was backpacking the northern ridge of Ireland. Epic, and fruitful. I wish you well in your purchase. God speed.