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Aphrodite herself crafted this bad boy from the enchanted mane of a golden pegasus ...
Holy mother of brushes, Batman. Brush of the gods, right here. Aphrodite herself crafted this bad boy from the enchanted mane of a golden pegasus and cradled it betwixt her magnificent bosom before sending it down to us mere mortals upon a shimmering rainbow of pure beauty. Blushing cherubs carried this divine gift into my PO Box upon a pillow filled with the downy feathers of newborn angels, and whispered secret prayers into its gilded bristles so it would always remember the incomprehensible beauty from which it originated. Each day I am blessed with visions of heaven as this brush glides across my skin, spreading a satin sheet of BB cream over my face with incomparable evenness and coverage. Gone are the days of streaky brushes, maximized pores, and overall inferiority. I have seen the light, and ne'er shall I return to the darkness.
December 2015 · Beauty and Personal Care