Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

As a man, I don't understand womens footwear. I absolutely CRINGE anytime my wife buys a pair of "wedge/high heeled" anything because after about 15 minutes to an hour later she's cursing whatever demon possessed designer conned us out of 100's of dollars then stuffing them in her purse and begging me for a piggy back ride to the car. We were at a restaurant and my wife saw the waitress wearing these and asked her about them. I did take note that if a WAITRESS, who spends hours on her feet per day, could wear them to work they're either truly comfortable OR she's some sort of weird foot pain fetishist. We dialed up the ol' Amazon app and found the black pair for $35. Ordered, shipped, arrived as per the usual. Whatever magical unicorn hide and mystical clouds these shoes are formed from, I'd like to buy stock in it. My wife wore these all day and never complained once! She's now planning on buying a pair for just about every woman she knows... So whatever money I was going to save on chiropractic visits and future back fusion surgery will now be going to Dr. Scholls grandkids inheritance. Well played Doctor.