Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Works too well? I am walking briskly to my one bedroom, one bathroom condominium one particular evening after work, I fumble with the keys and finally unlock the door. I gotta take a dump, bad. I thrust open the door fling my keys, wallet, and phone on the counter by passing my cat who is patiently awaiting her dinner. I kick my shoes off in mid stride as i rush towards the restroom. I am now jogging into the bathroom, I loosen my belt, pull my pants down, and begin the descent towards the seat. As i am in the process of lowering onto the seat i hear thunderous footsteps, i turn to look as i am half way to my desired destination. It is the cat, she propels herself onto the toilet. Her tail glides softly across my bum as i abort my mission mid landing. I stand up pants at my ankles, head turned over my shoulder watching as my cat circles around the toilet for 6 arrogant seconds. She proceeds to waddle on the edge as if to say, "this is mine and there ain't s*** you gonna do about it" *plop plop she takes a dump right in front of me. I am still standing pants at my feet, humiliated, disrespected, and full of shame. The cat turns around scratches at the toilet seat and runs off with no regret or thought of sympathy for me. I reach over and flush the toilet, suddenly realizing i have been forced to become an indentured servant. Was it this product that turned my cat into a dictator in 3 and half months of training and use? Find out for yourself but don't tell me i didn't warn you.