Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I have two minions that roam around my house. After a day out learning, they constantly come back. They are ravenous, looking for feed, nothing will satisfy them and if I have nothing prepared they make these horrible groaning sounds and then choose to live the rest of the night in a land called Attitude. This box here is my secret weapon. As soon as they come blasting through my door, I whip out this box. They can take anything from Doritoes, to cheese and pb crackers, grandmas cookie packs, and Slim JIm wannabes. The groans are gone. The minions are happy. The land is at peace. Don't let them know that sometimes I indulge in the box for myself.