Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Amazon shows me that I bought my Zip on Nov. 14, 2014. We were faithfully attached for almost four years exactly before, last week, I accidentally ran him through the washer and dryer. I've been despondent ever since. He was possessed of neither bells nor whistles. He tracked steps and calories burned and not much else. He wasn't fancy; I always kept a store of CR-2025 batteries for when he grew weak. And yet he far outlasted my family members' much more expensive Fitbit One and Charge 2. He was small and nondescript; I could clip him on my pants and my wrist was free to wear a more aesthetically pleasing watch. Had I not been so careless, I don't doubt he could've lasted another four years. The only downside: I'm pretty sure I only paid around $50 in 2014. And this now very old model is currently almost $80. Still, he's worth it. Come soon, payday, and reunite us.