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★★★★★
Judgmental Thicc Boy
I purchased this seal pillow during quarantine in the hopes that he would bring some much-needed joy to my lonely quarantine existence. I thought I would be receiving a sweet, loving seal that would welcome me with open fins for daily snuggle seshes. The smile on his face in the advertised pictures, - warmed my cold heart and I just knew we would be friends forever. Unfortunately, what I received was a little different then the amazon photos. Maybe this was due to the vacuumed SEALed bag, but that could also be my way of coping. The seal I received is not as welcoming as I originally thought he would be. The face of a very judgmental seal pillow now stares at me with disgust and almost a touch of attitude on a daily basis. I hate to go as far to say that he is almost a little too smug to want me to snug. I am still giving this pillow 5-stars because he is a thicc boy and I just can’t stay upset with him.
July 2020 · Toys and Games · verified purchase
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MerryXD Chubby Blob Seal Pillow,Stuffed Cotton Plush Animal Toy Cute Ocean Small(13 in)
4.6★ · 10,660 ratings, as of 2023
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