Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Ordered the bottle for my wife because she needed a spray bottle when giving my son a haircut. Seems to be good quality, though I have no idea why Amazon is asking me to mention this product’s “sheerness”, “stretch”, or “thickness” in the review. But apparently those three things somehow play a part in the quality of the product so I’ll give it a try. As far as sheerness goes, you can’t get much more sheer than completely transparent-which the bottle is. This makes it effortless to discern the current water level in the bottle at any given time. I did however find an issue with the amount of stretch in the product—there is none. Not a single part of the bottle or the parts that the spray bottle consists of has any amount of stretch whatsoever. I do not see this as being an issue, as the product seems to work adequately while lacking in this specific parameter. However, this makes me wonder about how much better this spray bottle would be if they had included stretchy-ness to some part of this product. Lastly, let address the thickness. Hopefully the word “thickness” doesn’t trigger you in a similar way that the word “moist” does to some people. Powering past that, I found both the top “spray-half” of the bottle and the lower water reservoir to have a near-perfect thickness to their walls. I can only imagine that if either parts were designed of thinner parts, it would crumble under the weight of itself, and alternatively, it either part was thicker, it would be simply unusable due to its unwieldy weight. I’ve had nightmares of the world where the engineers made BOTH halves of this spray bottle thicker. This of course created an object with so great of a mass that it not only creates its own gravity, but it actually ends up collapsing in on itself, creating a black hole, and destroying the entire planet and altering our solar system entirely. Ok...that was intense. I’ve got to go watch some videos of kittens so that I can sleep and not have night terrors tonight. TL;DR: Good spray bottle that does what it is supposed to...which is spray water.