Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was so tired of ruining all my lip-liner pencils to write checks to my Avon lady and suffering the embarrassment of pulling out a MAN's pen at the beauty parlor. Now with a pen made with MY feminine needs in mind, I feel more confident in every aspect of my life. My cakes are fluffier, my casseroles crunchier, and my are floors cleaner! When my husband gives me my allowance next week, I'm going to buy a second set of these lady pens and use one to sign the credit slip on a brand-new hat to match. Won't the girls at the next bridge game just be green with envy?!